Why not start the end of the work week with a GIF or two... or thirty?
Every morning when Jack comes in and yells "It's wake up time!!" when I am sound asleep. Night cap and all. Eat your heart out.
My celebration dance after I get all of the groceries inside in one trip. Mostly because I can no longer feel my arms.
When I have to wait two weeks for a new episode of The Real Housewives
When Jack is asleep for the night and I come downstairs to sit and do nothing.
When a neighbor rings the door bell and I glide across the floor so they don't see me
When Jack throws the food I JUST made him
When Jon tries to talk to me before I've had my coffee.
When I "hear the beat drop."
When I leave a store with Jack and there were no tantrums. PA POW.
When I find out there is a sale on wine and go HAM.
When I show Jon a workout to see if I did it right.
When its time for cake.
My dance when the microwave beeps and dinner is ready.
My victory dance when I get Jack from the car to his bed and he stays asleep.
When I hit Jon with a ZINGA (really good joke)